"When angry, count to a hundred; when very angry, swear".
Mark Twain
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one".
Helen Rowland, American writer
"Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning"
Henri, Comte de Toulouse-Loutrei
"Love conquers all things"
Virgil
"Heaven is where the police are British,
the cooks are French, the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German,the cooks are English,
the mechanics are French,the lovers are Swiss,
and it's all organised by the Italians".
"TV is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright
"TV is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright